totes umbrellas Share definition Flag Superlative form of "totes" (i.e., "totally"). Girl 1: "R U guys watching the Hannah Montana finale?" Girl 2: "Totes!" Girl 3: "Totes umbrellas!" totes umbrellas by pefty January 13, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the totes umbrellas mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch