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company manager with big stock options

options + bureaucrat

managers who make decisions to enhance the value of their stock options, not in the best interest of the company or, especially, its opticrap employees.
Why are the opticrats laying us off when business is good? To bump the profits and sell the place. Pity the fools who buy this place and think it can run with a skeleton staff. I'm otta here.
opticrat by Ninfa November 30, 2004
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Opticate 

verb - an empty word with absolutely no meaning used infrequently to sound casual or intelligent in conversation.

It can also be expressed as a root word for a wider usage (opticating, optication, iropticate, interopticate)
Aaron and Michelle should start to opticate more with their friends.

Mrs. Favazza gave us a confusing look when you mentioned opticating earlier.
Opticate by matorobro0107 April 2, 2011
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