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Dying Easter Eggs 

After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.
Man: I love me some Easter! When I get home from church I am dying Easter eggs in my wife's pussy.

doing duck eggs 

Duck eggs arent important. When you say "I'm doing duck eggs" really means you're bored and didnt do anything productive.
"What did you get up to today?"
"Duck eggs"

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm doing duck eggs"
doing duck eggs by Paranaboy October 4, 2015