Sarcastibitch 

A woman who is simultainiously being sarcastic and a bitch.

Shut up sarcastibitch!

Sarcastibitch by gnicklaser March 10, 2003

Sarcastibitch 

A sarcastibitch is anyone who uses sarcasm in a bitchy manor. The sarcastibitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel outrage afterward and it will be sure to point of possibly harm the sarcastibitch or self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.

John: Sarcasms is a lame way of insulting people
C.B: Oh, you are just too smart for it !
John: Of course I am !
C.B: I was just being sarcastic.
John: You fucking sarcastibitch !

Sarcastibitch by JohnnyWayne December 28, 2009

Sarcastibitch 

(noun) any American or Americanized woman with an IQ over 110

Genya was a lovely, kind, caring, girl when she lived in Poland; but American life has really turned her into a sarcastibitch.

Sarcastibitch by Gippy September 15, 2005

sarcastabitch 

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.

Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.

sarcastabitch by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

sarcastabitch 

a uperbitch who thinks she's funy

Janeane Garofalo is a sarcastabitch

sarcastabitch by Joy Cone October 20, 2003