Lachia's are normally the most badass and perfect human beings to walk the planet. They sweat cologne and drink water exclusively. They have a huge philosophy on love and will beat the living shit out of anyone if theg touch their loved ones.
The God of all that is good in this world. A 'Lashia' is pretty-ful, and dumb people can't pronounce it. Lashia's make sexual advances on ducks and make violent references to small children for enjoyment, but people love her anyway. Don't make them angry though. They'll bust out their ghat on you.