Putting 

I) That awkward sound when you walk into a bathroom and you hear someone who couldn't physically hold it in ..

II) The sound you make when it ejects like a pellet gun.

Dave: Oh man, I just walked into the bathroom and heard another guy putting..
Matt : Putting?
Dave: as in putt putt putt putt putt

Putting by lj182 July 4, 2011

putting 

putting

to engulf/subsume(as in the golf technique) your own testicles in your own anus. Having engulfed/subsumed your own balls into your own bumhole, you have someone penetrate you in your ass with a dildo/strap on or penis or any other .

dave: i start of with a rusty tombone last night, then my dave:i was getting a rusty trombone, when my partner started to milk my balls, and then my partner said 'shall i putt you....'

john: whats putting?

dave: its when your stick your balls up your own ass and then have someone fuck you

john: oh,nice

putting by the putter 2012 December 9, 2012

putting 

One thing that many people dont realize putting as golf putt=putting and put=putting put is to place and putting is a light stroke made on a green of a golf course.

xela:are you putting that in the hole ?
luap: am i putting or putting it in?
neb:I dont know the difference.

putting by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005

Putting 

The act of putting one's testicles in another's anus, much like a golfer putting a ball in the hole.

Guy 1: Her ass was so loose I started putting into it!

Putting by KnightKnight April 20, 2015

Putting 

A word used by The Almighty Brother Of Shivam.It can be only used for Legends And Kings.Pronounciation: *putting*(with voice crack).If it is said without voice crack, You r no longer a legend.

*Putting*K=1

Putting by BakMak December 15, 2020

putting 

Let's go putting

Let's go putting on your new chopper

putting by putting December 3, 2023

Putting a hat on a hat 

An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.

Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.

Putting a hat on a hat by A1988 October 19, 2020