spruce deuce 

A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.

Damn that shit was like the Spruce Deuce!

spruce deuce by sprucedeuce October 28, 2015

spruce the deuce

to shave your ball sack

Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce

spruce the deuce by gduhble June 28, 2005