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chocolate ass lips 

the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets!
wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT

reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!

(just blame the kids)

Chocolate Lipstick 

Where a man shits directly into a woman's mouth and the woman proceeds to give the man a blowjob
We had a great time last night I gave her chocolate lipstick
Chocolate Lipstick by Nojick June 3, 2014