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Mount Carmel High School 

A 5 day a week “day-care.” Every “teacher” is a coach while all of the kids are either athletes or fucking lost.
“What did you learn today, son?”

“We learned how to run a football. That’s it.”
“I sure am glad I am paying to send you to Mount Carmel High School! Cheapest day-care around!”
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mount carmel high school 

A ghetto psychiatric ward filled with non-athletic retards with "swag" and no future. So basically a homeless shelter that gives out homework.
Damn that kid has swag. Yeah he's from mount carmel high school.

our lady of mount carmel high school 

the CCBC of private schools: the ghetto of all maryland private schools: it sucks
yo dawg that school mount carmel, that be ghetto as shit dawg!

"our lady of mount carmel high school"....nuff said