Kirkland wet wipe Share definition Flag When you have a massive swamp ass, on a really hot day, then wipe it on the nose of a sleeping friend. Josh fell asleep on the couch, party foul. I'm gonna give him a Kirkland wet wipe. Kirkland wet wipe by Hufrtd August 8, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Kirkland wet wipe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch