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I'm Not Familiar With That 

"I'm not familiar with that" is simply a term to use when you're caught red-handed.
Cops: We caught you driving 75 in a 25.

You: I'm not familair with that.

Girlfriend: It's over! I saw you kissing Beth, you jerk.

You: I'm not familiar with that.

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension 

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension