Bed Weasel 

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.

Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!

Bed Weasel by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018

badweasel 

Known also as Budweiser. A mass-produced form of carbodnated horse piss that is bottled and sold as beer in the United States.

Hey Lem, lets sit here on the couch and drink badweasel all day and watch reruns of nascar.

badweasel by Augie Busch July 15, 2005