coast envy 

A feeling of inferiority causing normally down-to-earth midwesterners to compensate for their location by adopting elitist attitudes and snobbish tastes.

Illinois would be a nice, homespun Midwestern state but for all those Chicagoans and their coast envy.

coast envy by ajms84 June 21, 2009

envy on the coast

an awesome rock band from long island, ny. formally known as 'writ in water.' envy on the coast recently released their debut album, "lucy gray"

dude 1: did u see envy on the coast last night?
dude 2: yea. it was awesome! long island has the best music scene!!

envy on the coast by shotgunkaity September 5, 2007

envy on the coast

three words: best band ever.
their lyrics are intellegent and make you think and live they're amaizing.

"Hey, did you see Envy On The Coast at Warped Tour this year?"
"Yeah they're awesome!"

envy on the coast by ms. randompants February 1, 2008

Coat Envy 

The state of intense jealousy one feels as a result of viewing a meat men in his signature glistening white coat. The swag which is produced by the donning of one’s meat coat has been known to cause feelings of murderous rage, sexual pleasure and/or frustration, and an overall sense of security from being in the presence of a man of meat.

(After being viewed in full meat man attire)
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"

(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."

Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"

Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."

Coat Envy by Meat Man Cometh April 6, 2013