Parallogged Share definition Flag What happens when you unexpectedly let out a full bowel movement in your pants and are dumbfounded on how to move. "I'd rather use a dirty bathroom then find myself parallogged cuz I crapped my pants in public!". Parallogged by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Parallogged mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch