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Fastest growing army on the internet 

Greg. Clearly the best army to be conceived. Brilliantly named for a strong army. Logang and Jake paulers shake when they hear this name. Greg has recently made an alliance with the little stinkers. The genius leader Danny also insists you not to look up the fastest growing army on the internet.
Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet, don’t look that up.

fastest hands in the west 

when your masturbating and someone walks in and you stop just as they open the door and they don t notice
damn he got the fastest hands in the west

fastest man alive 

do you mean banderita?
Fastest man alive = banderita

- Did you see fastestmanalive video?

- come on man , ofc i did.

fastest hands in the west 

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.
Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!