PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is
after the art of
masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given
individual)
Jimmy: I just
masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post
Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of
masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.