stir-fried nitwit Share definition Flag a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit. stir-fried nitwit by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the stir-fried nitwit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch