Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

Functional Fucker by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017

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Functionally Fucked

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.

Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."

Functionally Fucked by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 28, 2021

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