merrickous 

adjective; extremely ugly (fugly), derived from the appearance of John Merrick aka the Elephant Man

'Felix, my how merrickous you are today'

merrickous by Alex Hosford August 20, 2004

tom merricks 

'tom merricks' doing a tom merricks means crying outside a nightclub and getting a taxi home to grovel back to his girlfriend after an argument.

wow dele did such a tom merricks last night
whipped underthethumb yolo notalad emotionaltimes

tom merricks by rybrown69 October 28, 2013