Smashed tarantula Share definition Flag In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina. Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit? Smashed tarantula by Le don June 6, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Smashed tarantula mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch