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American Pussy 

An American pussy is a pussy that has very small pussy lips -or "labia minora"...
If the legs aren't wide open the pussy looks like a straight line and nothing hangs outside(Just like a young undeveloped one, we used to touch before the high school years.)...
Usually, for the full effect it has to be hairless.
Also, american pussies stay prettier over time, and don't become as saggy as big lipped pussies do...
Dude A: Dude, d'ya fuck that ho already?!
Dude B: Fuck yeah, and you know what?! She was fully loaded with an American pussy!!!
Dude A: Oh man, American pussy's da shiznit!
Dude C: Yeea!
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The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.

The title of a book by Keith Curtis that is the classic text in the science of pickupology which states all of it's basic principles.
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America's Pussy 

A time between 12:30 am and 2:30 where you should be able to fuck somebody. If you don't get fucked you're probably ugly.
It's about to be "America's pussy"

I miss out on "America's pussy"

Pussy Gobbler of America 

P.G.O.A. Pussy Gobbler of America , club/group formed 1978, went international 1980. Club symbol, mythical creature body of Turkey Gobbler with head of Cat. A sister organization formed 1980. The I.B.G. (I Been Gobbled). Started by men for the fulfillment and pleasure of women.
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