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The tuba, designed by gods, and blessed by chuck norris himself!!!!!! If you find a better instrument, you are high on crack! It is a regal instrument that is played by very beautiful, talented people.
dude, i got to try a tuba and i almost orgasmed when i heard it. it sounded like a "wherrrrrprprrrprprrrrp!!"
by zechman January 1, 2009
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