Stoner American

Americans who smoke marijuana and are fully functional members of society that are not stereotypical " stoners "

We're taking stoner back, only stoners can call themselves stoners if you call someone a stoner and you don't smoke weed its just as bad as saying the N word!!

Zach smokes pot but acts responsible, he's a Stoner American

by zachwarhawk November 20, 2010

Stonerish

When you do something that a stereotypical stoner would do.

Doug won't answer his phone because he can't reach it without getting up.
That is really stonerish.

by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011

Stoner Nerd

Some one who smokes marijuana and has seen every Lord of the Rings movie at least twice and can name every Star Trek character in alphabetical order.

Bill is such a stoner nerd that he watched all the Lord of the Rings movies non stop for a week the only reason he stopped was because he broke his bong with his foam sword he made for LARPing.

by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011

stoner law

The unwritten rules stoners follow when smoking and anything related to stoners and smoking marijuana

Tommy sparks up a blunt and asked "which way to pass it."
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.

by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011

stoner porn

Montages of nice nugs of cannabis.
pictures of marijuana plants that look like stoner candy

nug mag and high times magazine are the old school stoner porn but now its all on the internet.

by zachwarhawk December 07, 2010