zachwarhawk's definitions

stoner law

The unwritten rules stoners follow when smoking and anything related to stoners and smoking marijuana

Tommy sparks up a blunt and asked "which way to pass it."
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.

by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011

pig tail light bulb

The dumb version of describing a florescent light bulbs that is twisted thanks to ENERGY STAR

I hate those new light bulbs!! You know the ones that look like pig tail light bulbs?

oh you mean the energy saving bulbs

by zachwarhawk March 24, 2011

Taco bell'd

When you tell some one to eat something that looks like beef and after they eat it you tell them what it really is.

I made some beaver chilly and it smelled delicious, when my friends came over they asked what it was i told them to try some then when they finished a bowl i told them it wasn't beef in it. You just got Taco Bell'd !!!

by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011

Stoner American

Americans who smoke marijuana and are fully functional members of society that are not stereotypical " stoners "

We're taking stoner back, only stoners can call themselves stoners if you call someone a stoner and you don't smoke weed its just as bad as saying the N word!!

Zach smokes pot but acts responsible, he's a Stoner American

by zachwarhawk November 20, 2010

Stonerish

When you do something that a stereotypical stoner would do.

Doug won't answer his phone because he can't reach it without getting up.
That is really stonerish.

by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011