Definitions by yurtmonkey

cakeremophobia 

the fear of cakes in an office being left overnight to go stale

"hey, it's Johnny's birthday today and he's got loads of cakes!"
"ah his side of the office is full of healthy people .. the cakeremophobia is setting in, I should go and eat them all"

cakeremophobia by yurtmonkey April 20, 2018