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Definitions by your dads moms cousins son

Hoodieism 

The religion of wearing hoodies whenever you're capable of it, You also must wear the hood at all times.
***In class

Teacher: Take off your hoodie

You: doesn't take off hoodie

*Teacher sends you to the principles office
principle: Why aren't you taking your hood off?

You: I follow the religion of hoodieism

- Can't get in trouble cuz it's your religion