Definitions by you just got granted

kansased 

When some on gains a ton of weight by sitting on the couch and eating.

Man did you see Dalton he must have kansased all summer because he is huge.

kansased by you just got granted February 21, 2015

Granted 

When you smack some one in the face with a lunch box

Man did you see that fight at lunch that kid got Granted

Granted by you just got granted February 12, 2015