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Granted

When you smack some one in the face with a lunch box

Man did you see that fight at lunch that kid got Granted

by you just got granted February 12, 2015

kansased

When some on gains a ton of weight by sitting on the couch and eating.

Man did you see Dalton he must have kansased all summer because he is huge.

by you just got granted February 21, 2015