2 definitions by yinny

Schrödinger's Pussy

An old and often argued quantum physics theory of whether or not a man will get laid. The theory goes... A man walks into a bar and sees a sexy bitch in the corner. Until he walks up to her, we dont know if he will get laid or not. Therefore we can assume that he will both get laid and a go home alone. Highlighting the fact that 50% of the time the female would sleep with him. The final argument is as such, by approaching the "sexy bitch", he forces nature to collapse on itself and the result becomes conclusive. Either he gets laid or he doesnt.

Guy 1: Damn! Look at shorty in the corner.

Guy 2: Go talk to her!

Guy 1: Maybe, looks like i have a Schrödinger's Pussy on my hands. I'll be back in 10 mins.

by yinny June 19, 2013

er'green

a coniferous tree in the hood.

i ain't got to bag no leaves, that tree's an er'green!

by yinny December 12, 2010