1 definition by yeetskrtdabgay

This one time I was walking to my friend's house and I saw a group of feminists protesting and as I walked by them I accidentally breathed! But for some reason, I wasn't accused of sexual assault, and I thought to myself, "holy shit man, I must be chungus." Well, soon I did get in trouble, the police just came late. So I'm not chungus and I have court tomorrow yipee. And the jury is all women so Im fucked.
by yeetskrtdabgay January 7, 2019