homolomalitus is a nasty ass infection that passes around by touching eachother is sounds like nothing but when u have homalomalitus you wont shit for three weeks and you will piss moutain dew for five to eight weeks you may also suffer from soar bones but that is normal you have a really bad case of it if you dream of humping dead kittens. once you get homalomalitus you can never get rid of it but you can spread it by touching other people. beware homalomalitus is highly spreadable.
man -hey baby give me a hand job
woman- i cant i have homalomalitus... : (
man - bitch you told me you were clean : (