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Jared
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Small
dick
nibba
. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the
kid
nobody really likes and is secretly gay.
person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2
: "cause they'
re
desperate
"
Jared
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yaw yark
June 4, 2019
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Jared
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