yakuzakitty's definitions

Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

Boot tan

When you go hiking and only tan the area of leg above your hiking boots and/or socks, leaving half your calves and both your feet incredibly pale, while the rest of your leg is dark brown. Very unnatractive. Often noticable on th legs of teenagers doing their Duke of Edinburgh.

Georgie, Ashley and Sophia came back from DOE with hideous boot tan, then had to wear posh dresses the next for a picnic. Everyone laughed at them and their boot tans.

by yakuzakitty July 19, 2009