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Marek
Usually male name. Marek is as cool as Napoleon riding an AT-AT. His alcohol tolerance is infinite. He makes you smile even when he doesn't want to. His morning breath smells like roses fertilized with unicorn poo. He makes the best popcorn in the world, he serves it with guacamole. You wish you would be just like him, but you know that with great coolness comes great responsibility.