Kish

A very complex yet dopey and ugly individual that originates from the jungle toilets in Zambia.
Usually is found choking his nano chicken in the libraries of prestigious universities such as the London School of Economics over other jungle animals found in the library.
Is also known as "Simba" for his unusual facial hair.

"There goes Kish bashing again!"
"Kish give your salami a rest, you're gonna go blind!"