Definitions by wrecked 'em punisher

phi-ing 

having sex in awkward places places such as the principles office, church, doghouse, ect usually with the same sex and multiple partners

pam: holy crap did you just see tim and pi phi-ing????
mike hunt: yea were there any lunch ladies involved this time???
pam: of course

phi-ing by wrecked 'em punisher February 10, 2008

salty kalty 

This is one cool dude, he usually has a sweet goatee with pretty nice man tities and usually wants dicks in and around his mouth at all times. Willing to do pretty much anything.

OMG Tim is such a salty kalty, thats the third blow job hes given in the last 10 minutes. Awesome.

salty kalty by wrecked 'em punisher February 8, 2008