Pet Simulator X

(also short for PSX or Adopt Me but worse)

is your local Child-Friendly Casino Game where Children are taught to gamble and lose their life savings and be addicted to casinos while they're young
*Pet Simulator X cutely defeats Adopt Me's "micro" transactions*
by woolf🦊 January 01, 2022
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Roblox

Roblox is a video ga-, I meant a video "experience" for all ages
It is made to practice capitalism and have fun :D

I will just explain how roblox's most popular experiences
Adopt me
- It is a game about cracking and kicking eggs
Do you remember when it used to be only as a roleplaying game with babies? NO THAT DIDNT EVEN EXIST IT WAS WIPED OUT OF EVERYONES MIND
Anyways, this game also helps you get your dream job if your dream job is to be an addicted gambler gambling at the casinos

ROYALE HIGH (my fav game now time to roast it)

- It WAS a roleplaying experience about fairies and mermaids

It WAS peaceful back then

It WAS a happy life back then

but now..

Discrimination against poor and rich

Drama happening sometime in awhile

WHERE THE HECK IS THE NEW NEW SCHOOL

Callmehbob pls fix halo values ;w; my fren cant get a halo and is now begging me to give her one ;w;

We only care about halos and who is rich now :'>

Arsenal
- It helps improve hand-eye coordination, muscle coordination, coordination coordination, anything coordination
so its basically good :>
just watch out of toxic peeps and hackers

heres a good comment about this game made by someone else
"IT PROMOTES VIOLENCE STOP PLAYING IT YOU DAUGHTER OF A BICH YOU WONT BE SUCCESSFUL IRL"

anyways next game,

PIGGY (granny but pig and PIG LORE :O)
- It promotes swine fever (got lazy lol)

anyways here is the words you probably will hear there often,
Free robux pwease i need it my sister died of cancer 😭😭😭

*kills*
*dodges*
*kills again*
*dodges again* (Top 10 most intense anime battles)

:O Ur rich im not, can you pwease gib me robux

HAHAHA you poor you hab no robux >:D

UvU UwU UnU Fuck U

*Roblox just added voice chat*
*intense swearing and bat screeching*

NOOBS EZEZEZ

GG everyone :D
by woolf🦊 November 15, 2021
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