willow's definitions

Harry Potter

A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.

Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."

by Willow November 4, 2004

kippers

King of the ocean, written about in timeless classics such as "The Kipper and the knife"

We've ran out of gruel, its time to microwave those kippers.

by Willow July 11, 2003