willie better's definitions

gameflu

n. a unique condition of apparent illness caused by the release or reception of a much anticipated video game. Can range from asymptomatic to symptoms including "whatever sounds good." Best treated with ten to twelve hours of couch rest and repetitive rapid hand movements.

1:Isn't Johnny on the schedule today?
2:Nah, he has the flu or something.
1:Bull. Duty dropped yesterday. Only flu he has is gameflu.

by willie better November 20, 2011