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the fine art of dropping the right lyrics of the right song in the middle of an argument at the right time without the other party (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/etc) realising what you're doing, with the aim of defusing the situation.
*Argument underway insert arguoke*
Her: How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?
Him: People can love each other without needing to like each other all the time..
Her: How can we start over when the fighting never ends?
Him: We're just going through a rough patch at the moment..
Her: How can we be lovers if we can't make amends?
Him: Are you not listening to me, I said we will get through this..
Her: Still trying to work it out never get it right
Him: We've been through a rough patch but I think we've come a long way..
Her: We must be fools, we must be crazy!
Him: We're not fools, there are really good things about our relationship..
Her: Whoa, whoa there's no communication
Him: What are you on about I've been completely transparent and honest..
Her: Whoa, whoa its a no win situation
****Continue arguoke until the other person notices and then watch the situation defuse****
***always show lyrics to help defuse situation***
**Top tips - don't start argument with arguoke.. best applied when other party is emotional and won't notice**
*probably don't use death metal or equivalent*
Her: How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?
Him: People can love each other without needing to like each other all the time..
Her: How can we start over when the fighting never ends?
Him: We're just going through a rough patch at the moment..
Her: How can we be lovers if we can't make amends?
Him: Are you not listening to me, I said we will get through this..
Her: Still trying to work it out never get it right
Him: We've been through a rough patch but I think we've come a long way..
Her: We must be fools, we must be crazy!
Him: We're not fools, there are really good things about our relationship..
Her: Whoa, whoa there's no communication
Him: What are you on about I've been completely transparent and honest..
Her: Whoa, whoa its a no win situation
****Continue arguoke until the other person notices and then watch the situation defuse****
***always show lyrics to help defuse situation***
**Top tips - don't start argument with arguoke.. best applied when other party is emotional and won't notice**
*probably don't use death metal or equivalent*
by whoaoharguoké June 30, 2018
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