2 definitions by where the wite wimmen at

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

Marijuana is sometimes referred to as "hoots." Having a "hoot" is also the same as having a "puff" of marijuana.

"Hey, buddy! Do you have any hoots?" I need a hoot real bad.