To
leak. Endlessly.
Like, if you really absolutely don't want anything
mega confidential out in the public domain, then you definitely shouldn't give it to the FTC.
'What do you mean you've given away our business plans for the next three years? You've FTC'd it right up!'
'Mate, if you FTC this to anyone I will hunt you down and kill you and your pets'
'Hey
guy, I know this is top
secret but would it be OK if I just,
like, FTC'd it in a few places?'