1 definition by whatifspacesdidntexist

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1.It's that thing that Dr.Phil and Gunther has. The type of neatly groomed mustache that sometimes leads into a beard.

2. Looks like it came out of a 70's Porno.
Man. Look at Mr.Smith he has a Porno mustache .
by whatifspacesdidntexist March 30, 2009

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