westover's definitions

Croix Boi

A millennial who only drinks flavored sparking water in hopes of being perceived by peers as living a healthier lifestyle. A water snob who eats unhealthy in secret. Someone who uses sparkling water as a fashion accessory.

That's totally a Croix Boi! You're such a Croix Boi! When did you become a Croix Boi?

by westover August 22, 2019