Whuck

Interjection used to show one is flabbergasted by news one has just received.

A composition of the words "what" and "fuck", which makes whuck a safer way of saying "what the fuck?"
Featured on S04E16 of 30 Rock.

-Your mom just told me she's leaving you and your dad to marry Robert Pattison.
-Whuck?!

by werewolf bar mitzvah'd March 27, 2010