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Uri
The graceful act of ejaculating, defecating and masticating at the precise same moment.
"What about you, Scott, do you have any party tricks?"
"Do I?! *Takes pants off and grabs sandwich*"
"Oh my god, Scott is totally pulling an Uri!"
by wasabicarrots December 29, 2011

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