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switch the bitch

When a woman is all of a sudden worked up (see bitch switch), so you tell her "switch the bitch" so that she can stop and switch her inner bitch off, but it only ever pisses her off more.

Girl: "OMG you haven't even taken out the garbage! Stop sitting there and do something!!"

Guy: "Switch the bitch, switch the bitch"
Girl: "Arghhh!"

by waiting for a mate May 15, 2015

pull up skrr

pull up refers to when you pull over to the side when driving and skrr is the sound a car makes when your tires skid from stopping too fast.

When you pull up skrr, and she don't even get in yo ride!

by waiting for a mate September 12, 2016