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honeybun

The core of the sun, emulsified, liquified, and transformed into a substance placed onto a slab of bread, which then becomes a lethal, potentially nuclear device used in the chivalrous fight against homeless people.

(Note, honeybun requires use of a microwave to attain said nuclear power)

"Sir Fitzgerald! The homeless people are asking for money again!"
"Bring out the honeybuns. A minute and thirty seconds on the microwave should do the trick."

by voltdragon November 15, 2023