The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.
Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
by vag on the reg March 21, 2014
Get the ugly clammug. The syndrome that occurs when the new onset of cool fall weather causes a gay person to become extra snuggly/touch-feely. Lesbians are particularly affected by SAG.
Sara: Mmmm, pumpkin spice.....uh, why are you putting your hand up my shirt? We're in public.
Jill: Sorry! Every fall I get a bad case of seasonal affective gay.
Jill: Sorry! Every fall I get a bad case of seasonal affective gay.
by vag on the reg October 31, 2016
Get the seasonal affective gaymug. The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.
Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
by vag on the reg April 27, 2014
Get the ugly clammug.