Definitions by urbandicttom

burpturd

What happens when one bodily function accidentally activates another. As in having to belch or sneeze and suddenly realizing you have also wet your pants or soiled yourself.

Man 1: "I had a genuine burpturd yesterday. I ate those wings. Let one roar and squirted a little." Man 2: "What a mess, man. I had one recently I got the hiccups in the car, hit a bump and pissed a little. I am the burpturd king."

burpturd by urbandicttom June 23, 2015