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Texas

The second largest state in the U.S., largest in the lower 48 states. Often sited as being the state where everything is bigger and better, this is true especially considering the egos of its people. Often like to claim they are the stronghold of the U.S. even though the state was not one of the original 13 colonies. Texas "thinks" they are better than all the other states even though their state capital is named after a Virginia boy :-).

Texan: hey loser...fuck you...I'm from Texas where everything is bigger
Random stranger on the street: Oh? thats nice...I can tell from your arrogance
Texan: Hey? fuck you...where are you from?
Random stranger on the street: Virginia
Texan: Virginia??..haha...thats a loser weak state..."virginia is for losers" ahh haaa haaa
Virginian: yea..funny story...that state capital of Texas is named after a Virginia boy...stephen AUSTIN..oh and by the way we have the "biggest" military base in the WORLD
Texan: yea...well..well...we've got Houston
Virginian: you texas fucktards sure are smart...Houston was named after a Virginia boy too...sam houston
Texan: umm...thats not fair...i'm supposed to be cocky
Virginian: ahh haa haaa...well at least now you know your place..so don't fuck with us quiet confident Virginians...I'll stop embarrassing you now

by urbandictionary smacked January 31, 2007