ur bother's definitions

bagel shit

when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.

man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.

by ur bother June 14, 2010

ass cream

When their is cum/seamen in your bum.

Man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had ass cream i dont even know how

by ur bother June 3, 2010

crack dick

when someone buys illigal drugs, and is a dick about it.

yeah well im going to call the cops you fucking crack dick.

by ur bother June 8, 2010